We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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