STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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