Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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