Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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