just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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