This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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