i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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