I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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