The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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