i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
