So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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