OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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