And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize