Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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