Me too!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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