Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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