The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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