Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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