worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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