I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
