Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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