Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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