Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I have post one night stand depression
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