You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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