I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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