I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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