Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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