How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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