I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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