I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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