She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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