the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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