why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i will never coherently bang her
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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