super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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