we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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