did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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