I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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