Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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