yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so let's talk penis.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom