So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.