The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!