i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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