Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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