I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
How external is "for external use only"?
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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