oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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