So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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