Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just found puke in my bra..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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