bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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