Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
