Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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