normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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