how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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