im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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