I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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