Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
