so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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