turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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