i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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