Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.