Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.